26 Ekim 2009 Pazartesi
Jeremmy
There is an old man. He is Jeremy. He is very poor and a very hungry. One day, he works and earns some money. He needs to eat something. He buys a simit and walks home. But there is a bagger and he wants his simit, and he gives his simit. The beggar tells some numbers 12 – 13 – 14 – 22 – 23 – 24. Jeremy is surprised and “What is it?” he asks. The beggar says “These are the lottery numbers.” And Jeremy walks away. But the bagger shouts the numbers again 12 – 13 – 14 – 22 – 23 – 24. Jeremy looks back and waves. Suddenly he sees a lottery store, buys a ticket. That night, he watches the TV and he gets rich. He changes, and he has model girlfriends; Kate Moss. Jeremy wants more girl friends and he makes beauty contest. He sees lots of girls and wants to kiss them. He goes to gym saloon and lifts weights. He gets on diet. The winner of the contest is from Venezuela. He goes to Venezuela, he dates with her. Mss. Venezula wants a big house. She wants jewelry and a big car. Jeremy buys what she wants. One day, Jeremy goes to the bank. There is a banker. Jeremy gives his card and he want to get some money. But the banker says, “Sorry, sir. You don’t have any money and he says, “You need to pay your credit, sir.” Jeremy is shocked. “The bank manager wants to see you, sir.” the banker says. Jeremy walks into the manager’s office. Jeremy is surprised because the bank manager is the beggar.
25 Ekim 2009 Pazar
21 Ekim 2009 Çarşamba
U.F.O
There is a boy. He is Billy. He is a student. He is a universty student. He is 45 years old. One morning he is walks on the strett. There is U.F.O? He calls 911. The policeofficer driving a car fast. Policeman pulls over the car. Policeman says to really? Oh yess.Ooo my god. Go away. The policeman runs away...
14 Ekim 2009 Çarşamba
9 Ekim 2009 Cuma
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