26 Ekim 2009 Pazartesi

Jeremmy

There is an old man. He is Jeremy. He is very poor and a very hungry. One day, he works and earns some money. He needs to eat something. He buys a simit and walks home. But there is a bagger and he wants his simit, and he gives his simit. The beggar tells some numbers 12 – 13 – 14 – 22 – 23 – 24. Jeremy is surprised and “What is it?” he asks. The beggar says “These are the lottery numbers.” And Jeremy walks away. But the bagger shouts the numbers again 12 – 13 – 14 – 22 – 23 – 24. Jeremy looks back and waves. Suddenly he sees a lottery store, buys a ticket. That night, he watches the TV and he gets rich. He changes, and he has model girlfriends; Kate Moss. Jeremy wants more girl friends and he makes beauty contest. He sees lots of girls and wants to kiss them. He goes to gym saloon and lifts weights. He gets on diet. The winner of the contest is from Venezuela. He goes to Venezuela, he dates with her. Mss. Venezula wants a big house. She wants jewelry and a big car. Jeremy buys what she wants. One day, Jeremy goes to the bank. There is a banker. Jeremy gives his card and he want to get some money. But the banker says, “Sorry, sir. You don’t have any money and he says, “You need to pay your credit, sir.” Jeremy is shocked. “The bank manager wants to see you, sir.” the banker says. Jeremy walks into the manager’s office. Jeremy is surprised because the bank manager is the beggar.

25 Ekim 2009 Pazar

There is a girl. She walks in to the car gallery. There is a boy and he's a charged she says;do you have a mini coupper? He says; I dont have any mini coupper the girl walks out of the car gallery.

21 Ekim 2009 Çarşamba

U.F.O


There is a boy. He is Billy. He is a student. He is a universty student. He is 45 years old. One morning he is walks on the strett. There is U.F.O? He calls 911. The policeofficer driving a car fast. Policeman pulls over the car. Policeman says to really? Oh yess.Ooo my god. Go away. The policeman runs away...

14 Ekim 2009 Çarşamba




Edirne is a big city. Rich in history. Selimiye masque is famous Uzunköprü is the world's seconds longst stone bridge. It is hot in summer Winters are cold and long. The city's famous food is Tavaciğeri.
My name is Büşra. I was born in Fatih in 1991.I'm from Edirne. I have one brother and one sister. My brother name is Süleyman . My sister name is Ayşen. I'm a student in Istanbul Aydın Universty.

9 Ekim 2009 Cuma